I think my roommate is going out…
fauxxe:
She put some product in her hair and now she’s straightening her hair. Guess what I’m doing later!

23542) I worry that I will never be able to know what I look like thin.
Does she have thunder thighs? No. 20 leg lifts per each leg. NOW.
Does she have muffin tops? No. 20 crunches now.
Does she have fat around her ribs? NO. 30 jumping jacks now.
Does she have a pregnant looking stomach? No. 25 crunches. Now
Are each of her thighs 20 lbs fatter cause she sat down? No. 20 leg lifts for each leg, now.